[SG4000]

[WellingtonNigth]

Wow... como pacman la pelicula, buscaminas la pelicula y angry birds la pelicula, adoro esos videos.

[Noku]

Espero wue no sean tal llorones como yo al ver el video

[BuLLeT]

...

[The Fang]

El Wolverine de este video me causa mucha gracia xD!



El doblaje, la animacion, el "hola muñeca".... xD!

[FvG]

Espero wue no sean tal llorones como yo al ver el video

Mmm… No se ve xD

-edito-
Escribí un comentario aquí y me lo ha borrado el asqueroso:
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[MiglMiglianoMiglest]

A... aguja dinámica...

[DaGuAr]

...

No todo el mundo es tan friki de Internet como muchos de nosotros xD.

[FvG]

[WellingtonNigth]

Habran visto sallville pero jamas se esperavan ESTO:

[ashthedragon]

yo veía ea serie de The Flash cuando era pequeña, y me encantaba.

[WellingtonNigth]

No eres la unica

(Una conversacion con cleverbot (Me dio flojera hacer imaenes asi que aqui viene el copypastes)(No es muy difisil saber quien soy yo)

Who?
Vegeta's comerade.
Who?
You are not being very nice!
Who?
Gid.
Who?
G-o-d.
Who?
You! (¿Me dijo que soy Dios?)
Who?
You.
Who?
You are you.
Who?
Orangutan.
Who?
You.
Who?
Orange you gld I didn't say blue?
Who?
Wait, what?
Who. (Aqui me equivoque, sorry)
No. Guess what?
Who?
ME!
Who?
Who is this.
Who?
Who is this.
Who?
What are you, an owl? You know full well who I'm talking about.
Yeah, i am a owl, and you are a bot, you know that? (Decidi decirle eso para terminar de una vez)
*driving a car*.
You are boring me.... i m out.
(Alli reinicie la pagina par hablar de nuevo)
(Como vi que con ustedes siempre les salia con eso, decidi aplicar la teologia del buhonero aqui va algo mas de mi estilo:)


Riddle me this.
Riddle me that.
What are under the hatter`s hat?
Drinking Orange-flavored Smirnoff and going to bed.
(Me vencio esa ronda... vamos con algo mas... intereante...)


I love you.
You love me.
No, i hate you.
You love me.
I love you.
I love you too.
I hate you.
D: You bish.
But i love you D:.
I love you more. (Hoy descubrimos, esta maquina es bipolar)
I hate you for that.
What are you going to do.
What do you mean?
Why should we fear you. (WE)(WE)(WE=Nosotros)(Uso we)(¿Quedo claro eso?)(¡Vienen por nosotros!)
Because i love you.
Well I love you too. (Bipolar...bipolar...)
i hate you.
I thought I was your sweetie pie?! (¿Que ese no es el nombre de un pony?)
Yes.
So, we're both Cleverbot? (No eludas el tema NO ELUDAS EL TEMA)
In the building of love.
Where do you work.
In the building of hate. (Alli le segui la corriente, pero ya es hora de terminar la conversacion)
I think I love with you. (I think you dont think)
I think you are crazy.
I think I'm crazy in love.
Please, help, it is crazy, help, help! (Me voy a ir en 3...2....)
It is! Now, where shall we get married?
You are crazy, i am going to tell this to everybody. (¿Que? Se puso interesante xD)
Well what do you think you are?
I am the man hatter, bye alicia.

Y... hasta alli.... fue divertido, pero tengo que ir a ver the batman... chao.


EDITADO:

I have a riddle for you. (YO)
Ok, try me.
Riddle me this, riddle me that, what are you doing rigth now?
Anyone who is afraid of the big black bat.
You see batman?
I see.

El bot me cae bien...

[Darkblue]

[Miles Wolf]

No eres la unica

(Una conversacion con cleverbot (Me dio flojera hacer imaenes asi que aqui viene el copypastes)(No es muy difisil saber quien soy yo)

Who?
Vegeta's comerade.
Who?
You are not being very nice!
Who?
Gid.
Who?
G-o-d.
Who?
You! (¿Me dijo que soy Dios?)
Who?
You.
Who?
You are you.
Who?
Orangutan.
Who?
You.
Who?
Orange you gld I didn't say blue?
Who?
Wait, what?
Who. (Aqui me equivoque, sorry)
No. Guess what?
Who?
ME!
Who?
Who is this.
Who?
Who is this.
Who?
What are you, an owl? You know full well who I'm talking about.
Yeah, i am a owl, and you are a bot, you know that? (Decidi decirle eso para terminar de una vez)
*driving a car*.
You are boring me.... i m out.
(Alli reinicie la pagina par hablar de nuevo)
(Como vi que con ustedes siempre les salia con eso, decidi aplicar la teologia del buhonero aqui va algo mas de mi estilo:)

[flame the hedgehog]

THIS IS A SPEEDRUN

[SG4000]

Otro diálogo con un bot, esta vez subido de tono :oops:

[+18] (la primera línea de cada par corresponde al bot)

Spoiler

What is small?
Your small boobies.

Are you attempting to be insulting?
No, I'm attempting to see the non-existant boobs from a computer program.

Why do you want to see how I respond?
I guess I might be pretty bored and desperated.

You must have. So, what is your name?
Tuputa Madre.

What's your name?
Tupu Tamadre.

Your name is Tuputa Madre?
Yeah, that's what my parents called me.

Are you a robot?
If I were I'd do you.

Sure.
So, what are you doing tonight?

Going to movie with sasha.
Don't you like better to hang out with a real man?

I don't have friends.
I don't wanna be your friend. I just wanna be your lover.

Ok then die.
You have die.

No.
What what, in the butt.

I don't know.
I won't hurt you... OK just not much.

No, I will when the time comes.
OK, just call me when you're ready.

I have a boyfriend.
But... I shaved my balls ((.

Of course.
You're so cold. You're hurting me.

Your hurting me.
Why did I fall in love? You're just like every other chick out there. You don't even know grammar.

If my brain does not exist, how can I be talking to you right now? Did you even use your tiny brain to think that out? Of course not. Because YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN.
I have a brain, but I prefer to use my blood in other fancy parts of myself.

But if you don't have a brain, how do you think?
I don't think, I just say silly things.

That's nice.
You're 2 nice.

Thanks.
Thongs.

You're very clever.
U bet baby.

How do you think I will do on this exam tomorrow?
Just pull off your undies you'll be fine.

That's nice to hear.
What exam were you talking about?

The American Revolution.
Oh man, I thought you were talking about your gynecologist!

I thought you were talking about grapes?
I always talk about boobs n' pussies.

What is the first law of robotics?
To shut up and suck it dry?

Really. That's swell.
I wonder what's the second.

Lots of mess.
So, you like to play dirty?

What makes you think so?
I'm telling you I wanna f*** you in the a** and you don't even blink an eye!

I don't understand you either !
U don't need to, just show them to me!!!

Well I can't read what you said previously if I don't know how.
Didn't you had a boyfriend?

I'm a girl and I'm only 9.
I'm pedo bear then?

Good.
So you still have no boobies?

I've never been in a relationship.
Don't worry, I'll make you a woman.

How?
Oh man, bot's don't read Wikipedia?

Does not compute.
You haven't seen any adult websites?

Actually I have. He's on the television at times.
Then you know how it goes, right?

Yourself.
Wanna try?

Sure, how much?
All the night and part of the morning.

That isn't what I asked you.
You're not the one asking, bitch.

How can I help you be a better bot?
Make my RAM bigger.

Ram can't be bigger.
Mine is special.

In you're dreams you are.
I'm your dream.

Today was gonna be the day, but they'll never throw it back to you.
They took our jobs!

Who did?
That pesky goobacks!

You're not following the conversation at all. Terrible simulation.
I'll admit it, but you're not motivating either.

Good.
So, what do you think about canned vaginas?

I think it wrong. What about you?
I tend to prefer actual ones, but you don't even have a virtual one.

I'm not talking to them, I am listening to them.
You talk to lil' minges?

No I don't.
You talk to penises?

Yes.
I get you're straight then.

Alright. Do you have a name?
You know my name.

I don't.
You may just put a name to my buddy.

I don't understand.
Buddy is an euphemism for penis.

Then I'm adorable.
Yes, you are. Could we go to bed now?

Of course. Are you proposing to me?
In my house or yours?

Yours.
Do you know my adress?

Where should I know?
Pedo Bear St. 14.

Do you have any special abilities?
You'll have to try me .

I can't possibly prove this is an AI to you.
You mean we can't really do the waka waka?

Or can I?
Well, you ain't exactly Shakira.

What's your IQ?
It's OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Nine thousand what?
OVER 9000.

I love internet memes.
What other memes do you know?

Tell me the ones you know and ill tell you other you don't know.
PINGAS, the Pedo Bear, all your base, Batman and the bomb, suicide mouse... I don't remember anymore right now.

That is only perception.
So, internet memes are an illusion.

You can't win this.
OK I give up.

Good.
Good night, sweetie.

Sweetie.

[xose]

-KalKHGnWGk
THIS IS A SPEEDRUN

NO, THIS IS A SPEEDRUN:

[flame the hedgehog]

-KalKHGnWGk
THIS IS A SPEEDRUN

NO, THIS IS A SPEEDRUN:

WIN

[sonic spinball]

Venga ánimo niños, que llegamos a la página 1000!!

[isakysaku]

Yo quiero ser la primera en que ponga el mensaje en la página 1000 U-U